The Fanfictional Efforts of La Squeen

My first fanfic (when one discounts the Spock fantasy with which I am sure you are all familiar by now) was a joint Man from UNCLE story that I wrote with my best friend Karen. We sequed neatly into a bit of historical RPF (C18th France - well, who hasn't?), and then I was alone. Alone, it turned out, to go to university, discover the internet and churn out a lot of incredibly bad fic (there may have been a recurring Mary Sue character named Madeline in most of my early work - is it too pretentious to refer to these efforts as my juvenalia? Yes? Thought so - or there may not. It's too early to condemn myself). But anyway, time moved on, I had a bit of a nervy b and started living in easyInternet cafes and writing more shitty fic. Then it started to get a bit better.

This is a list of everything I have written that can be found on the internet (my early Star Trek: Voyager fic, in which I... in which Madeline was Paris and Torres' daughter, either being an incredibly young engineer, or separated from my her twin at birth, only to be reunited at Star Fleet Academy (natch), has sadly been lost). The Buffy stuff is bad, as is the tiny amount of Stargate I wrote. Angel is so-so. The Chalet School stuff isn't too bad, only mostly bland - there're only a few fics that are worth reading. Hmm, what else. NCIS isn't too bad. I stand by all my Supernatural fics. Harry Potter is fairly dreadful - or, no, I'm being harsh. It's not too bad, it just really doesn't go anywhere. Anyway, I'll not do this. You may judge for yourselves. If for some unknown reason you wish to send feedback (or, y'know hate mail) or detailed descriptions of your very own Madelines, my e-mail address is chaletian@yahoo.co.uk.

A couple of notes: there are a number of fics which are untitled SDC fics. SDC is the Squeenie Drabble (not actual, 100 word drabbles, just short stories) Challenge that occasionally happens on my LJ (see here for more information), usually if I am bored at work. All crossovers should be listed under both fandoms.

The Fandoms

Angel
Babylon 5
Ballet Shoes
Battlestar Galactica (2003)
Being Human
The Big Bang Theory
Blackadder
Bones
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Chalet School
Charlie and Lola
Dorothy L Sayers
Farscape
Fringe
Georgette Heyer
Ghost Whisperer
Gossip Girl (TV)
Harry Potter
Heroes
Hornblower

Jeeves and Wooster
Jericho
Leverage
Life On Mars
Merlin
NCIS
One Tree Hill
Prison Break
The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Star Trek (2009)
Star Trek: Voyager
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1
St Trinian's
Supernatural
Torchwood
Waiting For God
The West Wing
Worrals
X-Men

The Fic List

Angel

Untitled (An SDC)
When he was seven, Wesley fantasised about being a hero.

Not Evil
It's not all demon lawyers at Wolfram & Hart.

Sorry Doesn't Work
A look in Faith's head as she decides to turn herself in to the police. Spoilers for Five by Five and Sanctuary.

Yellow Brick Road
This deserves a mention as the first decent, longish fic I ever wrote, even if looking back it's still a bit shit in places. Wolfram & Hart release Faith from jail to kill Angel - can Wesley step up to be the Watcher he never was?

The Emerald City
Sequel to above. [WIP]

Babylon 5

These Blue Remembered Hills
Garibaldi and Sheridan have been searching for Ivanova since she was captured by Clarke during the war - could this mild-mannered school teacher really be her? [WIP]

Untitled (An SDC)
Ivanova and Garibaldi, stuck in space...

Untitled (An SDC)
BtVS crossover. Oz wakes up in the future.

Untitled (An SDC)
Susan comes home to find her mother.

Whatever will they say about Marcus? (An SDC)
How history remembers Marcus.

The Future of the Past
Woo! Madeline!fic. There's a lot of timey-wimey confusion. [WIP]

Ballet Shoes

Posy the Vampire Ballerina
BtVS crossover. Buffy is menaced by a somewhat self-obsessed vampire.

Battlestar Galactica (2003)

The grass is lush and the sky bright
Lee/Kara fix for the end of the series.

How the World Began
A teacher tells her class a creation myth.

Terra Firma
Chalet School crossover. The Twelve Colonies have been looking for Earth. What if Earth finds them first? [WIP]

Cave Paintings Series
After the end of Daybreak II...

Spaceships and Cave Paintings
There's a question about the authenticity of "Mitochondrial Eve".

Killer Robots and Clones
Cath investigates the cave paintings.

Our Wings Will Burn
A man approaches Cath about "Mitochondrial Eve" and he seems to know more than he's letting on.

Being Human

Bourbon Biscuits and Apple Crumble
Food is an important part of their household.

The Big Bang Theory

The Second X Chromosome Anomoly
Sheldon has a question for Penny. He gets an unexpected answer.

Blackadder

Untitled (An SDC)
Blackadder Goes Forth. At least one person loved Captain Darling.

The Hero of P4X 588
Crossover with Stargate Atlantis. Edmund Blackadder’s latest incarnation is as an officer on Atlantis. Together with faithful companions Dr Percy Northumberland (botanist), Lieutenant George and their Athosian guide Baldrick, he performs acts of extreme bravery and gallantry thoughout the wilds of the Pegasus galaxy.

A Cunning Plan
Crossover with Stargate Atlantis. In pursuit of a bit of rumpy-pumpy with the blonde and beautiful Laura Cadman, Blackadder conceives a cunning plan.

Bones

Elf Lord
NCIS crossover. Brennan has a question for McGee.

Untitled (An SDC)
Booth considers Bones and her habit of tapping him.

Untitled (An SDC)
Zach's life doesn't always go quite as smoothly as he plans.

Untitled (An SDC)
Sometimes Bones just doesn't understand.

Untitled (An SDC)
What's in a name?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Don't Care Didn't Care
The responsibility of being a Watcher has extracted a heavy price from Xander.

Untitled
Companion to the above; Faith's POV.

This Much They Know
Jericho, Buffy, Heroes. Three thematically connected drabbles.

Untitled (An SDC)
Dawn discovers philosophy.

Untitled (An SDC)
Faith's death is bitter.

Harry Potter and the Magical Key
Harry Potter crossover. A Ministry worker comes for Dawn. [WIP]

Untitled (An SDC)
Babylon 5 crossover. Oz wakes up in the future.

Posy the Vampire Ballerina
Buffy is menaced by a somewhat self-obsessed vampire. Crossover with Ballet Shoes.

A Time to Mourn, A Time to Rejoice
Written c. season 2, Willow has disappeared and a stranger arrives in Sunnydale.

In Another's Shoes
Willow. Cordelia. Bodyswap. [WIP]

Love Makes You Do the Unforgivable
Lovelorn Xander tries to destroy the delicate wonder of Willow and Oz's true love.

Plus Ca Change...Plus Ca Meme Chose
And I didn't stop there: here is the sequel. Xander appears to have turned into a stalker. Maybe I thought that by giving it a French title I would be injecting a note of class. How mistaken I was...

To Err Is Human
Oh, good grief, there's more! Xander returns to Sunnydale years later only to run in to the new Slayer. Give you three guesses who her parents are. Wait, what am I saying? Like you'd need more than one!

Chair Shortage
Vignette set at the beginning of Becoming. Willow/Oz. Vee short, so I didn't have time to get too ridiculous.

Magda the Mad
Oh God. Well, you were bound to find out sooner or later. This is the first Madeline fic I wrote. I should explain. I went through a phase, early in my ficcing career (please, please bear the earliness in mind - I was a teenager in the first flush of the internet- mercy should be given) of having OFCs called Madeline. This was a classic Mary Sue character. Actually, this one was called Magdalena, but only because she was from the C18th and I thought it sounded more historic. I dunno, she's a vampire from Angel's past, blah blah blah. [WIP]

Same Time, Same Place
Chalet School crossover. Random conversations across the cosmos. [WIP]

Chalet School

Standalones

Liberation
The characters of the Chalet School are merely puppets on a string - until something changes.

Triptych
The triplets shake off the shackles of Her. Sequel to Liberation.

A Different Perspective
A visitor to the Sonnalpe falls in love with Jack Maynard.

A Far Green Country
Five ways Joey didn't die, and one way she did.

As Time Goes By
Five times no-one had sex at the Chalet School, and one time they did.

Untitled (An SDC)
Grizel finally gets her freedom.

There But For the Grace of God
AU for Exile. Outside POV. Jack Maynard has had to move on with life.

Cast in the Shade
Verity-Ann has to start a new life, away from her husband, away from Mary-Lou.

Both Alike In Dignity
Elisaveta meets her match - if only she can survive the kidnap attempts...

Miss Maynard Meets the Chalet School
How Miss Maynard began her career at the school.

Margot, Ruey, and the Home Perm
Margot has a wonderful idea.

Mischief from the Juniors
A new girl tries to ferment trouble in the Lower III at Glendower House, but the prefects are more than a match for her.

A Reunion
Several years after Highland Twins, Betty and Elizabeth bump into each other.

Letter Writing
Sequel to the above. Betty Wynne-Davies decides to send her daughter to the Chalet School.

A Simple Mistake
Dark Ages. Joey and her friends make a simple mistake.

A Visit to Pretty Maids
Joey and the Robin visit Miss Maynard's home. [WIP]

A Hospital Bed
Kester Bellever chats to the man in the bed next to his.

A New Year
Pre-School, Madge Bettany wonders what the upcoming year will bring.

Cecily Holds the Fort
My version of Joey's first masterpiece. [WIP]

Driving to the Station
Missing scene for Lintons.

Jo Returns Home
Joey returns to Die Rosen after her exile in Jo Returns.

Rosalie Remembers
Rosalie Dene looks back over her early school days.

September 1939
Britain declares war.

The Shipwreck
Peggy Bettany is shipwrecked with Giles Winterton. [WIP]

Uneasy Lies the Head
Late at night, Madge is overset with doubts.

If No-one Ever Loved Her
Madge can't take Juliet.

Ephemeral
It's a golden moment, but it can only be ephemeral.

Diary of an Alpine Housewife
Chalet School à la Provincial Lady.

Future Fics

A Life Less Ordinary
Felicity Maynard struggles to break the mould. (Adult themes)

The Parcel
Carey receives a parcel, which leads her to Austria, Switzerland, and a secret that has split the Maynard family.

Marie's Story
Prequel to The Parcel.

Times Past
Present day. Two visitors to the Tiernsee discover the shuttered remains of the original Chalet School.

Cherry Ripe
Reg waits for Len to return from Oxford.

One Saturday Morning
A quick glimpse of Len and Reg's marriage.

Two Weeks in Tirol
Con goes out to the Tiernsee to help Roger settle down.

The Honeymoon Murders
Con and Roger go on their honeymoon, and run into a mystery. [WIP]

A New Girl at the Chalet School
Meg Cameron starts at the Chalet School, but there's something odd about her. [WIP]

Rosamund of the Chalet School - An Extract
A ficlet from a planned sequel to the above.

Out of Fashion
Joey realises that her books are out-of-date.

A Moment Before
The lead up to the opening of School At

The Park Bench
Dick.

The Kitchen Table
Madge.

The Window Seat
Joey.

Crossovers

Couldn't Fence a Vermeer
St Trinian's. Jack tracks down his long-lost love.

The Folly of One's Youth
Voyager. Janeway discovers a relic of her childhood.

A Centre of Mystical Convergence
BtVS. A temporal anomoly leads Buffy and the Scoobies to a boarding school in 1950s Switzerland. [WIP]

Perfect Chalet School Girls
Torchwood. Margot Maynard investigates suspicious activities on the Gornetz Platz... and is brought back back to life in 21st century Cardiff... [WIP]

Mary-Lou... Vampire Slayer?
BtVS. Drabble. Mary-Lou would be the perfect slayer - wouldn't she?

Keeping the Sonnalpe Safe
BtVS. Joey and Jack are both keeping secrets.

The Stocks Revisited
Georgette Heyer. Bride Bettany meets her fiancé's parents: Giles Carrington and Antonia Vereker.

Worrals and the School from Austria
Worrals. The WAAF officer investigates a school suspected of hiding Nazi sympathies.

Terra Firma
Battlestar Galactica. The Twelve Colonies have been looking for Earth. What if Earth finds them first? [WIP]

Untitled (An SDC)
Torchwood. Why Ianto can never give in to Captain Jack.

Same Time, Same Place
BtVS. Random conversations across the cosmos. [WIP]

A Wartime Correspondence
Dorothy L Sayers. The clan settles near Tallboys, and Harriet writes all about it. [WIP]

Rejoice in Remembering?
X-Men. A scion of the Maynard family is rescued by the X-Men.

Charlie and Lola

Dean is my Favourite and my Best
Crossover with Supernatural. The Winchesters meet a little boy who has a little sister.

Dorothy L Sayers

Untitled (An SDC)
Harriet Vane's first birthday after being acquitted of Philip Boyes' murder.

A Wartime Correspondence
Chalet School crossover. The clan settles near Tallboys, and Harriet writes all about it. [WIP]

Farscape

Thoughts from a Depressed Human
John Crichton is having slightly comedy angst. Set in season 1.

Ramblings from an ex-Peacekeeper
Companion to the above. Aeryn's POV.

Fringe

A Terrifying Man
Astrid discovers something about Walter Bishop.

Georgette Heyer

The Stocks Revisited
Chalet School crossover. Bride Bettany meets her fiancé's parents: Giles Carrington and Antonia Vereker.

Ghost Whisperer

When I Hear That Whistle Blowin'
Supernatural crossover. Melinda is drawn into the Winchesters' lives.

Gossip Girl (TV)

The Man of Mode
Chuck contemplates his wardrobe choices.

Spotted on the Upper East Side
Supernatural crossover. The New York Palace Hotel is haunted. [WIP]

Harry Potter

Too Blackened A Soul
Deathly Hallows. Snape tries to keep control of Hogwarts.

Never a Tale of More Woe
The story of the Grey Lady. [WIP]

Blood of the Unicorns
A fifth-year story. [WIP]

I Served Him Well
Percy introspection.

Do You See the Light?
The question is not whether Draco can break free, but whether he wants to. [WIP]

Harry Potter and the Magical Key
BtVS crossover. A Ministry worker comes for Dawn. [WIP]

Untitled
Waiting For God crossover. Diana reveals something about her past. [WIP]

Heroes

Untitled (An SDC)
Nathan contemplates the nature of power.

This Much They Know
Jericho, Buffy, Heroes. Three thematically connected drabbles.

Not Much To Say
Supernatural crossover. The Meg demon has been possessing all sorts of people...

Hornblower

Olim Meminisse Juvabit
History will judge events on the Renown.

Jeeves and Wooster

Untitled (An SDC)
Bertie realises something about his love life.

Jericho

This Much They Know
Jericho, Buffy, Heroes. Three thematically connected drabbles.

Untitled (An SDC)
Supernatural crossover. The Winchesters run into Jake at Black Jack.

Leverage

Honour Among Thieves
So, they've become a team. But can they really trust each other?

Paterfamilias
Paterfamilias - Lat. n. the male head of family or tribe.

Happy Pills
Post-The 12 Step Job. Parker tries to deal with her experience.

Moving On
A death throws the Leverage team off-balance.

Slices From An Apple Pie
The Leverage team has cause to run 'the Apple Pie' - lifeguards and all.

There's No Place Like Home
At the end of 2.01, Nate realises he's lying to himself.

A Dead Body, A Lot of Cash, And A Whole Heap Of Crazy
Crossover with Supernatural. A small town is visited by more FBI agents than is truly credible.

Did Someone Eat A Red Pill?
Crossover with Supernatural. Sequel to A Dead Body, A Lot of Cash, And A Whole Heap Of Crazy.

Two Men Walk Into A Lesbian Bar
Crossover with Supernatural. Someone tells a joke.

Life on Mars

Lipstick
The Missus finds lipstick on Gene's shirt.

Enough
The Missus comforts Gene.

Merlin

Pointy Hats and P90s
Crossover with Stargate Atlantis. Camelot is famed throughout the Pegasus galaxy for its mead and the hatred in which its ruler, Uther Pendragon, holds all forms of magic. Would’ve been helpful to know in advance, though, that ‘magic’ to Camelot is ‘flashing an over-developed ATA gene’ to the rest of the galaxy.

NCIS

Requiem
Post-season 6 future!fic. There are things about Tony DiNozzo that Jimmy Palmer won't tell.

Recovery
Post-season 4. Tony gets over Jeanne.

The Class of '96
The team deals with a murder at McGee's high school reunion.

A Question of Inevitability
Five ways Tony and Ziva never got together... and one way they did.

Till You See It On The Silver Screen
Deep Six is being made into a film.

Premiere
Tony and Ziva attend the premiere of Deep Six.

A Break in the Tape
Tim and Abby see something they weren't supposed to.

Literary Interpretation
Ziva manages to get hold of an early copy of McGee's new book.

It Only Takes A Moment
Tony knows the exact moment he fell in love.

In the Loop
Tony has a bone to pick with Ziva.

Damage Control
Why Tony's mission shouldn't have been a secret. Post-season 4.

The Stepmother
The team from Lt Col Mann's POV.

Crying Like a Girl
The aftermath of episode 6x09 - Tony and Ziva.

Untitled (An SDC)
Nobody knows how hard it is working for NCIS.

Negative Space - A Tony/Ziva Triptych
Ziva tries to comfort Tony after Jeanne's death. Angst-filled like an emo-boy.

Elf Lord
Crossover with Bones. Brennan has a question for McGee.

Scenes From An Intersection
Crossover with Supernatural. Gibbs passes on a case.

One Tree Hill

Precipice
Haley James Scott is not in control.

Prison Break

Untitled (An SDC)
There's a reason Michael will do anything for Linc.

Middleton, Maxwell & Schaum
Outside POV. An architect thinks about the structural engineer who used to work there.

The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Judgement Day
Supernatural crossover. Dean and Sam weren't expecting the apocalypse.

Star Trek (2009)

Absolution
Chekov is avoiding Spock; Spock thinks he knows why.

A Stubbornly Persistent Illusion
Spock Prime watches the new crew prepare for their five year mission.

Apron-strings
Winona Kirk sees her son leave for Starfleet.

The Enterprise Laundry Room
It's an odd juxtaposition, laundry and space.

Smells Like Teen Spirit
High School AU. There’s no love lost between Riverside High’s basketball captain, Spock, and the player he got kicked off the team for cheating: Jim Kirk. But the team’s slated to play Romulus High in the state championship final, and Jim might be the only choice if they don’t want to forfeit the game.

It Tolls For Thee
George Kirk hadn't woken up that morning expecting to die.

Et in Arcadia Ego
The air is calm, the scents rich and alien and beautiful, but the sky is the wrong colour; the moons the wrong number; and Spock says, “You cannot help him.” McCoy and Spock on an away mission.

Chiaroscuro
Captain Kirk is tortured.

The Love Song of Jim + Mike
Crack. Jim gets it on with psychic blue lint.

Astrophobes Anonymous
It's not that McCoy hates space...

Village!verse
In which the Enterprise is just like a big village... in space.

It Takes a Village
There are times (when being attacked by Klingons, for example) when life on the Enterprise is a million miles away from McCoy’s country practice. There are other times when it’s exactly the same.

Birds Do It, Bees Do It, Even Postpubescent Russians Do It
Jim tries to give Chekov ‘The Talk’; it turns out to be far more difficult than he imagined.

Faites Vos Jeux // Rien Ne Va Plus
There's always someone willing to take a bet.

This Story Is Not Humorous
Spock contemplates the degree of levity displayed on the Enterprise.

You Can Choose Your Friends
Enterprise is like one big, happy family. Except for those people who hate each other.

Telenovela
Chekov expects a little more melodrama than even Enterprise can provide.

The Love Boat
Love is all around.

The Starfleet Annual Budgetary Memo: An Enterprise Tradition
Money makes the world go round (and keeps the Enterprise flying).

Till You See It On The Silver Screen (In Stellar Cartography)
It's movie night on Enterprise.

Life Less Ordinary
25 random facts about Enterprise and all who sail in her.

Dulce et Decorum Est
Everything has a price.

The Last Full Measure of Devotion
Jim expresses his self-doubt to Spock Prime.

Shore Leave
The crew of the Enterprise take shore leave on a planet that seems too good to be true.

The Many (And Mostly Untrue) Tales of Young Jim Kirk
Jim tries to empathise with his crew without showing them what a fuck up he's been. They see through him.

Why Didn't They Ask Lewis?
Everyone knows Lt Lewis in Security is the crewmember most likely to be a serial killer.

We Can Lick Gravity (But The Paperwork Is Overwhelming)
Space fights and Klingons and spores are variables; the paperwork is a constant. Fortunately, Kirk has Yeoman Rand to help out.

Raise More Hell And Fewer Dahlias
"You ever wonder," says Jim, "what women talk about when it's just them?"

Crossovers

The Phantom Menace Was 200 Years Ago
Crossover with Spaced. Captain Kirk meets Crewman Daisy Steiner.

This Is What's Next
Crossover with The West Wing. The President of the United Federation of Planets, Jed Bartlet, has to deal with the fall out from the Narada.

Mr Kirk of Iowa
Crossover with The West Wing. Sequel to This Is What's Next. President Bartlet requests the pleasure of a meeting with Captain James T. Kirk.

Star Trek: Voyager

The Folly of One's Youth
Chalet School crossover. Janeway discovers a relic of her childhood.

Anomoly
Madeline!fic. [WIP]

Stargate Atlantis

The Lost Expedition
“…the Atlantis expedition never found a way to contact Earth. A year after the expedition’s departure, the Daedalus reached the Pegasus galaxy to find Atlantis deserted, although the team’s equipment, food and personal belongings remained. No evidence of foul play was discovered, and no trace of the expedition members was ever found. Due to the violent nature of the indigenous species known as ‘the Wraith,’ the Pegasus galaxy was deemed too dangerous, and Earth’s governments refused further requests for exploration. Like the ‘Lost Colony’ of Roanoke, the mystery surrounding the disappearance of the Atlantis expedition has captivated the imagination of generations, and there has been much speculation about the fate of the expedition…”

Picked Up By Those Behind
Sequel to The Lost Expedition: five times Essie Malcolm's daughter finds evidence of the fate of the Lost Expedition, whilst fighting against the Genii.

Through A Glass Darkly
Rodney wakes up to find the power dead and people disappearing (on the one hand, including John, so that’s bad, bad, very bad, but on the other hand also including Kavanagh, so it’s not like it’s all sucky). Nothing works. Zelenka keeps swearing at him. Lorne has not managed to instantly fix the situation with some arcane military know-how. At least Ronon has come to appreciate that Rodney’s hypoglycaemia is REAL and DANGEROUS. Which totally isn’t the point because something’s messing with Atlantis and they’re probably all going to die.

How There Was A Giant Conspiracy To Kidnap Rodney And Possibly Even Torture Him, or, The Chase
AU. Framed aeronautical engineer John Sheppard has escaped from prison to prove his innocence. Which was fine. Right up until the point he took Rodney McKay hostage and found himself speeding down the freeway with half a police department (and two helicopters) following him. McShep.

Don't Call Him Alien Spawn!
So, they hadn't meant to make a baby. McShep.

This One Time, At Math Camp
Pre-series AU. Although Math Camp is a total waste of his time and his parents’ money, and he is head and shoulders above any of his so-called ‘peers’, and, hello, also allergic to most of the outdoors (and this is Math Camp, not shove-future-leaders-of-the-world-into-kayaks-and-hope-they-don’t-drown Camp, which someone might like to pass on to Ronon), Rodney McKay (aged 16) does sort of maybe get a kick out of it (except the kayaks because they are wrong). At least until crazy-haired jock John Sheppard arrives on the scene…

Whatever will they say about Rodney McKay? (An SDC)
How history remembers Rodney - more or less.

Deus Ex Machina
Those Ancients sure did enjoy leaving half-finished projects lying around...

End
Post-Enemy at the Gate. Todd knows there's only one way this can end.

The Hero of P4X 588
Crossover with Blackadder. Edmund Blackadder’s latest incarnation is as an officer on Atlantis. Together with faithful companions Dr Percy Northumberland (botanist), Lieutenant George and their Athosian guide Baldrick, he performs acts of extreme bravery and gallantry thoughout the wilds of the Pegasus galaxy.

A Cunning Plan
Crossover with Blackadder. In pursuit of a bit of rumpy-pumpy with the blonde and beautiful Laura Cadman, Blackadder conceives a cunning plan.

Pointy Hats and P90s
Crossover with Merlin. Camelot is famed throughout the Pegasus galaxy for its mead and the hatred in which its ruler, Uther Pendragon, holds all forms of magic. Would’ve been helpful to know in advance, though, that ‘magic’ to Camelot is ‘flashing an over-developed ATA gene’ to the rest of the galaxy.

Stargate SG-1

Mirror, Mirror
Ah, a magic mirror and a bit of genderswap. [WIP]

Lies of a Lawyer
I honestly don't even know what I was thinking.

St Trinian's

Couldn't Fence a Vermeer
Chalet School crossover. Jack tracks down his long-lost love.

Supernatural

Five Times Fics

Five Times John Winchester Listened to Johnny Cash
Sometimes it seems as if Johnny Cash has written the soundtrack to John's life.

Five Times Dean Winchester Was A Girl
Bit of pre-series, bit of crack, bit of post-AHBL angst...

Five Times John Made a Mistake... And One Time He Didn't
What it says on the tin. Angsty goodness.

Hurt
Five times John was there for Dean - and one time he wasn't.

Acts of Sacrifice
For the Babylon 5-fic-title challenge-in-my-head

The Deconstruction of Falling Stars
It's Dean's last night.

Confessions and Lamentations
Dean and Sam talk.

Passing Through Gethsemane
Dean drives away.

Moments of Transition
Dean ends up in the Waiting Room. (Sort of crossover with the Hellhounds On My Trail series.)

A Late Delivery from Avalon
Dean returns to Sam and Bobby.

And the Sky Full of Stars
Dean goes to see Jo.

Hellhounds On My Trail
The crackiest crack on the block

The Waiting Room
There's bureaucracy in the Hereafter like you would not believe.

The Dogs of War
The hellhounds aren't optimistic about their chances. Written in response to the West Wing Title fic challenge.

Shutdown
The hellhounds aren't happy. Written in response to the West Wing Title fic challenge.

Moments of Transition
Well, they finally get their hands on Dean.

Standalones

Ten Years On
Mary tries to forget, but in the end she knows what's coming.

Untitled (An SDC)
Sammy wants a nowl for his birthday.

What Kind of Father?
Drabble. John wonders how much he's fucked up his sons' lives.

Like All the Other Mothers
Of all the things Mary Winchester never did, this is the worst.

For what good is a book without pictures? asked Alice
Crossed with many books. Sam opens a book he shouldn't have.

Slouching Towards Bethlehem
In the vast Other beyond our comprehension, two men are chosen to be a battleground.

Defined by Absence
Sam doesn't miss Dean when he goes to college. Not at all.

Girl, Interrupted
Bela has not always been the woman she appears.

Untitled (An SDC)
Robert Lewis Singer is suspicious of the woman who lives in the woods.

The Crackpots and These Women
Outside POV on Harvelle's Roadhouse. Written in response to the West Wing Title fic challenge.

The Babysitter
Outside POV. John has to arrange a babysitter for his two small children.

Dead Bodies
John has had to find ways to pass the time travelling with his sons.

Sky & Laughter & Sam
Post-AHBL, Dean decides to fight. Written before season 3 aired.

A Gift
Sam realises he has been given a gift. Post-AHBL.

A Game of Six-Fifths
Dean inducts Sam into the game of kings: Mornington Crescent.

All's Right With the World
Dean is caught between two realities.

Word of Mouth
Outside POV. A classmate of Dean's remembers the coollest boy in school.

One Book Sam Never Read
AU for AHBL. Dean finds a way to remember Sam.

Untitled (An SDC)
What Dean Wants.

Whatever will they say about John Winchester? (An SDC)
How history remembers John.

Untitled (An SDC)
Life according to Dean's amulet.

Crossovers

Judgement Day
The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Dean and Sam weren't expecting the apocalypse.

Age Shall Not Wither Her
Waiting For God. Teen!Dean goes to England with his father, where they rescue the residents of Bayview Retirement Village.

A Haunting on Pennsylvania Avenue
The West Wing. The White House is haunted. [WIP]

Dean is my Favourite and my Best
Crossover with Charlie and Lola. The Winchesters meet a little boy who has a little sister.

A Dead Body, A Lot of Cash, And A Whole Heap Of Crazy
Crossover with Leverage. A small town is visited by more FBI agents than is truly credible.

Did Someone Eat A Red Pill?
Crossover with Leverage. Sequel to A Dead Body, A Lot of Cash, And A Whole Heap Of Crazy.

Two Men Walk Into A Lesbian Bar
Crossover with Leverage. Someone tells a joke.

Scenes From An Intersection
NCIS. Gibbs passes on a case.

The Guardian Angel Common Room
Chalet School. Freakish crossover. Best not attempted by non-CS fans.

And the Heavens Torn Asunder
Chalet School. Sequel to The Guardian Angel Common Room.

Spotted on the Upper East Side
Gossip Girl. The New York Palace Hotel is haunted. [WIP]

Untitled (An SDC)
Jericho. The Winchesters run into Jake at Black Jack.

When I Hear That Whistle Blowin'
Ghost Whisperer. Melinda is drawn into the Winchesters' lives.

Not Much To Say
Heroes. The Meg demon has been possessing all sorts of people...

Winchesters on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane. Not really a crossover, or indeed a fic. But I was entertained for a while. Wee!chesters. [WIP]

Torchwood

Perfect Chalet School Girls
Chalet School crossover. Margot Maynard investigates suspicious activities on the Gornetz Platz... and is brought back back to life in 21st century Cardiff... [WIP]

Untitled (An SDC)
Chalet School crossover. Why Ianto can never give in to Captain Jack.

Waiting For God

Age Shall Not Wither Her
Supernatural crossover. Teen!Dean goes to England with his father, where they rescue the residents of Bayview Retirement Village.

Untitled (An SDC)
Diana is forced to retire.

Whatever will they say about Harvey Bains? (An SDC)
How history remembers Harvey.

Whatever will they say about Diana Trent? (An SDC)
How history remembers Diana.

Untitled
Harry Potter crossover. Diana reveals something about her past. [WIP]

The West Wing

A Haunting on Pennsylvania Avenue
Supernatural crossover. The White House is haunted. [WIP]

This Is What's Next
Star Trek Reboot crossover. The President of the United Federation of Planets, Jed Bartlet, has to deal with the fall-out from the destruction of Vulcan.

Mr Kirk of Iowa
Star Trek Reboot crossover. Sequel to This Is What's Next. President Bartlet requests the pleasure of a meeting with Captain James T. Kirk.

Untitled (An SDC)
Josh is manly.

Worrals

Worrals and the School from Austria
Chalet School crossover. The WAAF officer investigates a school suspected of hiding Nazi sympathies.

X-Men

Rejoice in Remembering?
Chalet School crossover. A scion of the Maynard family is rescued by the X-Men.

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